Update – The Hunt for Holy Hoaxie Heke Rolls On….

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Featured Image – Rollie Heke – also goes by the name “Rollie Pollie Holy Hoaxie Hone Heke” was first arrested outside the hairdressers and was apparently allowed to leave his homosexual earing in one ear for this media werks photo shoot, despite police protocol of removing all jewelry from those arrested and detained. Seems Rollie has all the luck.

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Foreign bank owned Stuff ‘news’ paper (actually just toilet paper posing as information) has released the latest on the Soviet NZ police hunt for fugitive Rollie ‘roll your own’ Heke.

Heke managed to evade Waikato’s best and brightest this week after firing off his Israeli issue submachine gun through the windows of a police issue Holden, from the front seat of his own police issue Holden, fortunately missing the policemen altogether, before the cops were able to leap out of their cars, unlock their guns from their car boot, then fire 6 shots back through the window of Heke’s car, while Heke waited patiently, and all of which Heke was able to duck, and all within a few meters of each other, before Heke leaped from his car and ran 1km up the road to make it home in time for dinner and a bit of rest, while the armed offenders squad waited outside and chucked smoke grenades through his windows, as media watched on, and his dog wondered around the yard, waiting for its dinner also, before packing his things and then hitching a ride, apparently into Mt Albert in Auckland to hide out until things calmed down, a little bit……

Police got word of his location and raided the Mt Albert address at ‘Casino Road’ (oh dear, think I’m going to cry), where witnesses told media there was another shoot out, while others said there wasn’t, but there was some more smoke grenades, and an ambulance for added dramatic effect, but Heke wasn’t even there, so they have all now gone back home for dinner and hope to resume terrorizing the public tomorrow.

Police seem to have confirmed that there may or may not have been a shoot out, but clearly it wasn’t with Heke, as he was not even there, so was possibly just another upset Warriors fan. Charges will not be laid.

That’s it for now – but Media Whores will keep you updated, after our own dinner.

Please keep in mind New Zealand – that there is an election looming and the only way to really guarantee your safety from armed and dangerous Chinese looking Maori Native Meth dealers with submachine guns will be to make sure you get out and vote for one of the serial child sex offenders pretending to be a ‘leader’. You may choose from Red, Blue or Green sex offenders.

Thank you – and remember, ignorance is our greatest collective strength and war our only real shot at peace.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/95953911/armed-offenders-squad-at-mt-albert-address-public-warned-to-avoid-the-area

A neighbour said she heard negotiations between police and occupants of the Cassino Terrace house from 3.30pm.
“They were calling out to Rollie Heke over loud speaker,” she said.
She believed police tear-gassed the home.
“I heard the window smash”.

“It died down real quick from being real intense to just nothing.”
Other residents parked across the road from the Hargest Terrace cordon said they heard gunshots.

A witness, who did not want to be named, said a person was shooting at police.
“They were exchanging fire”.
A woman who lives across the road from the house said police warned all residents to stay inside with their windows shut and curtains drawn.
She said it is “a bit of a dodgy house” but didn’t know the occupants personally.
The cordon had been lifted as of 7.15pm, but police armed with rifles remained at the scene.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/95953911/armed-offenders-squad-at-mt-albert-address-public-warned-to-avoid-the-area

“They were calling out to Rollie Heke over loud speaker,” she said.
She believed police tear-gassed the home.
“I heard the window smash”.

“It died down real quick from being real intense to just nothing.”
Other residents parked across the road from the Hargest Terrace cordon said they heard gunshots.

A witness, who did not want to be named, said a person was shooting at police.
“They were exchanging fire”.

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