The Four Horsemen Quadrella – Bets are Now Open
An apocalypse (Ancient Greek: ἀποκάλυψις apokálypsis, from ἀπό and καλύπτω, literally meaning “an uncovering”) is a disclosure of knowledge or revelation. In religious contexts it is usually a disclosure of something hidden, “a vision of heavenly secrets that can make sense of earthly realities”. – WikiCIA
Bet’s are now open for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Quadrella
How it works:
You send us all of your money, or anything you can spare at the end of the weak/ week, having paid over 70% taxes to the Jason Derella KGB mobsters.
We then use advanced, hidden and secret technology mixed with a little black magic, to come up with results, mostly based on how much of that money we want/need to keep (mostly want).
We then draw and announce the winner – who will be a member of our secret little club – and they will then get on stage and pretend to be surprised and thankful before splitting the proceeds again, with us.
Now many of our more wary readers will probably think this sounds like something of a con but rest assured, this is exactly how Lotto works – and that has been a huge success. So we see no reason the same system can’t work here also.
Betting is now open. Although nobody will actually give us a bank account or even a Paypal account anymore, so just put the money aside for now. We will send someone to collect….on horse back.
Legal Disclaimer – we have included a few curve balls to lower the odds and create a higher return. For us.
- Jungle Surfer
- Mr E
- Greg Hallett
- Brendon O’Connell
- Santos Bonnaci
- Julian Assange
- Donald Trump
- The Pope
- Angelina Jolie
- Benjamin Netanyahu
- Cameron Slater