Is it Time to Speak Out about Pizza Gate in New Zealand? Ciaran McKeever – Sals
Featured Image – Sals Pizza NZ. Kind of came out of nowhere really – started by American ‘entrepreneur’ Ciaran McKeever – who arrived in NZ around the same time as John Key – and went Nationwide within a few years. Chosen by God perhaps. Reports are their ‘special salami’ from New York is very, very tasty and what has made it so successful.
Is it time we spoke out about Pizza Gate?
In the words of Joel Macmanus/ McMananus from the Spin Off and Critic student newspaper of Otago, Pizza Gate is the now “debunked conspiracy theory” that there is a race of shape shifting snakes who come from – or simply worship – the Planet Saturn who bred with our redhead Kings and Queens of old and produced a brood of half breed snakes who can shape shift and always seem to become hugely successful at everything…..and like to have sex with human children…..and use pizza restaurants and pizza code to hide their trafficking in, and sexual abuse of, human children. Not least constant uses of the rings of Saturn and words that use the “S” as a symbol of the snake, or Saturn, or words sounding like “eL” for Saturn also. Sounds like hell doesn’t it. And Sals probably agree.
They then apparently go on to try and transgender many of their victims as they grow up – keeping them all under some type of masonic mind control and telling them all it is ‘liberal’.
The obvious problem with this conspiracy theory ie) the one claiming that this has all been debunked – is that the actual allegations were called a ‘conspiracy theory’ from day one and never actually investigated – at all.
Now how would you feel if you were a NZ pizza chain that called itself “Sals” which looks a bit like $’eLs, or even ‘Hell Pizza‘ ie) H’eL Pizza and these astounding allegations had come out, but no one had ever investigated them…..leaving it open to lingering conspiracy theories that people and companies in NZ could also be involved in the same child sex trafficking and that that is where all their money and success actually comes from?
And also leaving some suspicion as to what exactly you are putting in your ingredients.
This all seems grossly unfair to us.
So as per usual – Media Whores is here to help.
We invite the owners of Sals – Ciaran McKeever and partners – as well as Hell’s – and anyone else that feels they have been unfairly and wrongly implicated, or even left under a cloud of fanciful suspicion due to these outrageous conspiracy theories – to comment below.
Lad’s? Here is your chance to put an end to this nonsense once and for all.
Let us not tolerate outlandish conspiracy theories – to quote Skull and Bones member George Bush.
Only by actually discussing it and truly investigating the allegations can we really safely dismiss them once and for all. Agreed?
Actually one more question for Ciaran McKeever – please confirm you are not putting those HEK293 “natural flavours” from the USA in your ‘Good Life Juices‘ . Or the Sals sauces or salamis for that matter…..
Eleventh and Second Limited – Director – Ciaran McKeever
Address: 2 Queen Street, Auckland ?? What, have you purchased the whole building?
“The main product is believed to be a choral hydrate based spray, which is used with Hypnovel (roofies ) to leave the little kids with no or little memory of the group rapes , which are normally filmed. – https://justindavisfiles.wordpress.com/
Are you starting to see the pattern folks? Goes right back to the Civic Crache case where the children saw “black penises” – compliments of Nick Smith MP….and long before that obviously.