The Great New Zealand Purple Clit Campaign 2019 #WhiteRibbon #MeToo #PurpleClitNZ2019

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Featured Image – Hillary Barry, start wearing purple…..

Even more charity work here from New Zealand’s leading real news source.

Let’s all agree to start the year the way we intend to finish folks……..

Worshiping the purple clit.

Any last remaining Kiwi men are encouraged to dress up in purple – and throw their balls under the bus.

White ribbons – and indeed any coloured ribbons – can be used to stem the flow of blood and fairly painlessly remove the testies before wondering out onto the nearest highway to find a passing bus.

Be sure to take a selfie first for your Instagram. And don’t forget the hashtags

#PurpleClitNZ2019

#WhiteRibbon

#WhiteFlag

#MeToo

Media Whores is reaching out to Alistair Mau, Jacinda Ardern and Heil Hillary Barry……. as well as other leading whores to help support the campaign…..

There will be live music and bands,  pulled pork sandwiches, plain old fashion pork sausages ………and quote a bit of blood. Mostly purple/ blue blood.

Proceeds will be donated back to men who have lost their balls, for gender reassignment surgery……..well, any funds left over from a 50 gram of tobacco and a couple coconut cappuccinos for the staff………

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